If You’re Gonna Shake, Do The Right One

I don’t know when the fuck it started, but I’m already tired as shit of seeing it. The fucking Harlem Shake… what the fuck is it and why is it so huge now? As far as I can tell it sucks huge nuts.

I finally just now watched one of the videos to see what it was all about and FUCKING REALLY FOLKS? That’s what’s so popular now? Are you kidding me?! I was right, it DOES suck huge nuts.

Never mind that, I vote that we start a new trend. I want to see it in all the schools and Universities, and on all of your blogs. Let’s start a new revolution with some GOOD music this time.

Where are the people getting down to the Rattlesnake Shake? Do it people!

I Am The Cinema Sadist

EDITOR NOTE: Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce a good friend of mine who’ll hopefully be blogging on here for a while before fame and fortune take him away to his own blog somewhere far from here. Until then, please welcome in The Cinema Sadist! He’ll be entertaining us with his movie reviews!

Clearly, the average film viewer does not spend too much time thinking. They look at some films with questionable content as “bad” or “unwatchable”. THANKFULLY, I am now here to do that thinking FOR you. In my following writings, I will review films that the masses have written off as films you should miss, for these are my FAVORITE films. Just the idea of watching one of these “bad” movies has me very excited…mmm hmm…VERY excited INDEED. So, if you are like me (and who does not wish to be like ME) and you jerk yourself off to the final scene in the sewer at the end of Friday The 13th Part 8- Jason Takes Manhattan, come by in a few days…in fact, that’s exactly the movie I believe I will start off with. Good day, and remember that Robert Pattinson isn’t a BAD actor…he’s simply just misunderstood.

Dumbest Freeway Exit Ever?

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Twindaddy rules and has the first ever Unshitty™ Blog. Naturally I created the Unshity™ Blog Award, so I am the creator of Unshittiness™. He may have the first Unshitty™ Blog, but I am still his master. Oh, check out his Stuph Blog, full of interesting stuph. Even my own guest posts!]

Hello, my name is Twindaddy. I’m posting here on Beefy’s blog today because I lost a horrible, horrible bet. I got hosed.  Honestly, who would have guessed that the power would have gone out during the Superbowl? I thought I had that one in the bag.   I still say Beyoncé’s booty shaking rattled something loose in the power grid down there.  Oh, well.

This is me. I’m a happy fellow.

Since Beefy loves rants and posts many of his own, I figured for my post over here I’d go off on a tangent of my own.  When in Rome…

Hmmm…. I’m not quite sure that’s how it goes.