Category Archives: Hot Chicks List

Here’s a selection of women on my Hot-Chicks-I’d-Totally-Bang-Hard list.

Wow: Gillian Anderson

Unlike with Natalie Martinez, I know who Gillian Anderson is. I’ve known since I first watched The X-Files and fell in love with her. A love I know now will last the rest of my life. Because as I see pictures of her now and see that she just continues to get better looking as she ages (hopefully it’s all natural, but I won’t hold my breath), I know that she’ll be a bombshell for decades to come.

The X-Files had all the sexy people.

The X-Files had all the sexy people.

And now that The X-Files is coming back, I decided to do a little looking around for one of my favorite ladies to see just how hot she can get. I found it, now I share it.

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Spider-Woman Is Hot

Holy shit, everyone’s freaking out about Spider-Woman’s ass! They’re just jealous, really, because she has a nice ass. Partake.

Look at that ass! Source

Look at that ass! Source

I really don’t have much more to add to this topic than what Maddox already said about it. I mean really, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it.

But that’s not good enough for those people who just want to be pissed about something. The thing about this that I don’t get is, have all of those people been blind to the women in comic books thus far? Apparently, and that is why I also feel that these idiots aren’t comic book readers at all, or they would have been complaining about this shit for a long time.
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Abigail Breslin, Zombies, And Sequels

In trying to keep up with those movie sequels that I’d love to see happen, I decided to check out if Zombieland 2 was ever going to be a thing. Sure there was that horrific failure of a TV show Amazon did, or attempted to do, but that doesn’t count. Fans of the first movie are still hoping for a sequel with the stars from the first film, not some terrible, second rate, “OTHER” them. It turns out that right now, it’s not a thing. Go figure, and oh well.

So I looked up the actors on IMDB and had a look around to see what they’re up to. Of course we all know what the three are doing, Eisenberg, Watson and Harrelson (who just turned 53 by the way), but what about Abigail “Little Rock” Breslin? What is she up to?

She was a little cutie back in 2009’s Zombieland, but that was five years ago. And guess what guys, she’s grown up, become legal, and she’s filled out. Here she is in Zombieland, on the left.

Awww. Here she is at 18.
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Wow: Natalie Martinez

Some of my more astute readers, or those of you who actually follow things now probably already know who Natalie Martinez is. I didn’t, until I watched the first episode of CBS’s “Under The Dome,” the hit TV show based off of Stephen King’s awesome fucking novel of the same name. Natalie plays one of the cops on the show in the fictional town of Chester’s Mill and when I first saw her on the show, even in full cop gear, I thought “Wow, she’s pretty hot. I’d like to see more of her.”

Natalie and some unimportant dude. CBS - Under The Dome

Natalie and some unimportant dude. CBS – Under The Dome

So I looked her up and found more of her and discovered that she’s been around for a while and has been in a lot of stuff over the years, such as music videos for popular artists of today and she’s also been photographed a lot wearing next to nothing, which was a nice find for me. I got what I wanted, more of her. So I thought I’d share. Needless to say she’s now on the hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard-list. Enjoy.

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Finally, she was in a movie this year called Broken City with some other actors and she had a nice sex scene where she was topless. There’s a clip of it online somewhere if you want to see it and not watch the entire movie (cough, cough). I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I might.

Mmm, Danielle Fishel

My (almost) life-long desire has finally been realized. While she’s not completely naked (or in my possession) it still counts. My dream woman, Danielle Fishel has posed scantily clad for the men’s magazine Maxim.

And she’s on the cover. What a glorious cover it is.

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Now I know what you’re thinking. If you’re like me you’re only thinking one thing and that’s how much you’d like to jump into that picture with her and do nasty things to her. I’ve only thought that about her since I first saw her on Boy Meets World as “Topanga” which Urban Dictionary says means “beautiful or spectacular” among other things.

Without further ado, here are the rest of the pictures I could find that are worth looking at, which is all of them. You can click any of them for larger images, which of course why the hell wouldn’t you do that? The last picture is my favorite. Mmmm… Topanga… Sorry Megyn Price, you’ve been bumped off the top of my hot-chicks-I’d-totally-bang-hard-list and been replaced by Danielle. I’m sure you understand.

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