Spider-Woman Is Hot

Holy shit, everyone’s freaking out about Spider-Woman’s ass! They’re just jealous, really, because she has a nice ass. Partake.

Look at that ass! Source

Look at that ass! Source

I really don’t have much more to add to this topic than what Maddox already said about it. I mean really, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it.

But that’s not good enough for those people who just want to be pissed about something. The thing about this that I don’t get is, have all of those people been blind to the women in comic books thus far? Apparently, and that is why I also feel that these idiots aren’t comic book readers at all, or they would have been complaining about this shit for a long time.


I can’t lie, I’ve masturbated to the above image many times, back when I was 15, twenty years ago. Oh yeah, did you know they’ve been putting out swimsuit editions of the heroes for at least that long? Yeah, and they’re fabulous. Look at Rogue, right in the middle, with that beautifully plump ass. Too bad I can’t touch her, amiright?

Those female comic book stars have been sexy for a long time. Remember Wonder Woman? Of course you do.

That comic is from 1990, which happened to be 24 years ago. And WW is showing off a pretty decent ass for a skinny chick. But then, she’s always been ahead of the curve. Wonder Woman got started in 1941 and was showing off more skin than women were allowed back then. She’s been published ever since (except for a brief pause in 1986) and has been “widely considered a feminist icon.” And when she got a live action TV show in the 1970s, Lynda Carter was in the spank banks of millions of horny kids and grown men alike.

Hell, Lynda’s still hot. The fact of the matter is, comic book women are hot. They just are. They’re fit, badass women who wear skin tight costumes. Nothing about them isn’t hot. What guy doesn’t love Harley Quinn? I don’t even want to bring up the cosplay for any of them. Just looking for the pictures I’ve included here was torture enough for me.

If you’ve got issues with Spider-Woman’s ass, then you just have an issue with Spider-Woman. Singling her out for her ass is, dare I pun, asinine. That’s like making fun of Jennifer Lopez for her amazing ass when you could hide four of her buns under either one of Kim Kardashian’s.

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