Free Literary Porn 2

Remember when I gave you Free Literary Porn? What it was all about was this porn star named Stoya (who’s a very attractive lady, even for porn) was given a new vibrator to try out. But the stipulation was that while she was using it, she had to read from a book while in front of a camera and a bunch of people who were filming her do this experiment. If you click the link I just gave you, you can read up on it and watch the video. It’s mostly safe for work. There’s no nudity, but she does have an orgasm. A nice, hot one too. Oh, and she had never had an orgasm from a vibrator before.

Well, Stoya’s back in the news lately and I’m bringing it up for conversational purposes. Huffington Post recently told the story of how her father is pissed off because when he goes to watch porn online he’s inundated with advertisements for his daughters Fleshlight. It’s a Fleshlight shaped after her own vagina.

Personally I don’t understand how this is a thing. I mean, if you’re looking at a fake vagina, don’t they all look the same? I guess it’s all in the name, as in without the logos Nike’s and Reebok’s all look the same. Like pieces of footwear shit.

But still, the Fleshlight has advertised all over on porn sites that Stoya’s Fleshlight is the one to have, and her dad is pissed because he’s got to see pictures of his daughter, probably naked, advertising a fake vagina that is modeled after hers. I’d post one here to show you what they look like but I’d rather not.

I first heard the news on the popular morning radio show Bob And Tom and they had an interesting conversation about it, and that’s what I hope to have with you fine folks.

I don’t even know how to start the conversation… I mean, isn’t it a bit fucked up that her dad is a fan of porn yet has an issue with his daughter being in porn? Now, I understand that just because he’s a fan of porn that doesn’t mean he should be comfortable seeing his daughter nude or even being fucked, but the fact that she’s in porn and he likes porn means that he’s probably going to stumble upon pictures or even videos of her doing her job at some point, and he has to realize this.

I’m not entirely sure why this is news, but now everyone knows that Stoya’s dad loves porn. I love porn but I don’t announce it to the world. Oh…

Also I’d like to know what the fuck sites he visits, because of the ones I visit I’ve yet to see an ad for her Fleshlight. If I could just throw him a recommendation and say that I have yet to see an ad for her Fleshlight on Tube8, and that’s a free porn site, so win/win.

So uh, where to go with this… I mean, the whole situation seems fucked up to me, and honestly I had no idea she had a Fleshlight out until this story broke, so I’m thinking that it probably happened as publicity for her Fleshlight. Her dad may not like seeing the ads, but by him bringing it up (maybe she brought it up, I don’t know) that’s all kinds of free publicity for her product. Any thoughts on this, readers?

9 responses to “Free Literary Porn 2

  1. FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPfapfapfap..fap…fap…..fap…….fap……..fa- OH FUCK. Thats my DAUGHTER.

    😛

  2. Stoya is ridiculously hot btw. And in case anyone is too lazy to look it up, the name of the book she read from was Necrophiliac Variations. Awesome piece of literature.
    Yea I think it does beg the question: If I had a daughter in porn, just how choosy would I be about watching random porn on the web? I think hes the one with the issue.

    • Yeah, I’d say. And honestly her body does nothing for me. She’s a bit thin for my taste. BUT, she is EXTREMELY pretty. I saw some pictures of her while I was looking up stuff for this piece and came across some porn pictures of her all done up with make up and it did not do her justice. She’s one who needs to keep her natural beauty showing. The make up made her look like every other tramp in Pornywood.

  3. They all look the same?
    No. I don’t think they’re comparable to footwear, either.
    I would think you’d seen more than I have…
    ANYWAY
    Having a daughter (or a son) in porn would be a nightmare. Oh my God. I don’t know how I could truly appreciate the work they do. Oh my God.

    Also? You’re not in my reader! I missed TWO posts! 😦

    • They do. All fake vagina’s look the same. More importantly, they’re not distinguishable. If I were to have two side by side I wouldn’t be able to tell which was which or which was modeled after whom. And I can only imagine they feel the same too. And they’re only comparable to footwear in that if you take the labels off of the shoes they look the same, like crappy pieces of formed pleather. So if you take Stoya’s name off of her Fleshlight, there would be no telling it from any other Fleshlight, or fake vagina for that matter. That’s all I’m saying.

      How could I not be in your reader? Get on it woman!

      • OH! See, I think I missed a crucial bit of that, in terms of the “fake” vagina. Mhm. Agreed. Okay.

        You ARE in my reader, but I check my reader pretty much every day, and I had missed two posts because they weren’t in my list, and that makes me nervous!
        It makes me wonder who else I’m missing.

      • That’s strange. I think it all has to do with WordPress. I followed Rob Simple and yet I never get an email when he posts. Pisses me off.

      • Yep. I have people who tell me all the time they stopped getting the email.
        Strangely, my husband always gets them…..

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