That’s easy. The best thing since sliced bread is unsliced bread. I mean really, think about it. You can get sliced bread anywhere nowadays and by the truckload. But to find a decent loaf of unsliced bread requires that you find yourself a bakery or do it yourself.
So why would you want unsliced bread? So that you can slice the bread any thickness you want. You can even buy bread slicer boards that help you to cut the entire loaf evenly. They wouldn’t make those if having an unsliced loaf of bread didn’t kick ass.
Also with an unsliced loaf you can slice it down the side from end to end and make yourself a giant sandwich. Subway style, only Unshittier™ because you made it yourself. You can use all of the actual fresh ingredients you want, unlike being limited to whatever Subway carries.
Besides, I’m so sick of things being made without their staple now. Like unsliced bread. It was great, but then they had to slice it for you. What about Chinese food now without MSG? What if I WANT MSG in my food? Did you think of that?
How about all of these foods that are now being made with less cholesterol or fat or sodium? What if I want all that shit? Stop taking things away from me! It’s MY choice, not yours.
And that’s what it’s all about. CHOICE. If you aren’t given a choice in the matter then how are you expected to be able to ever think for yourself? YOU should choose if you want your bread sliced and then how thick you want it sliced. It shouldn’t be predetermined for you.
Hell, Kroger has their own brand of bread and they give you an odd number of slices. That doesn’t make for good sandwich making when you get to the end of the loaf and you only have one slice left. Sounds to me like they didn’t slice it perfect enough. That might not happen if you were allowed to slice your own.