I was shopping one night at Walmart with my wife when we came upon the bathroom stuff. Since we were in need of a new plunger we headed towards those and began to look at the very small selection. As we were looking around I noticed something subtle. Once I noticed it, it wasn’t as subtle, it was right in my face. I can’t believe I had never noticed this before.
Take a good look at these plungers and tell me what YOU see.
Do you see it? I know some of you who will get it right away, and probably did before I showed the picture. Did you notice there’s no white plunger? That’s because THE MAN makes plungers and THE MAN wants you to use a BLACK plunger or a RED plunger. And what do those colors represent? That’s right…
Have you ever seen a white plunger? I haven’t. But it’s obvious what’s being said here. The utensil we use at home that has the worst possible job has got to be the plunger. Why is it that plungers are made in colors representing the two types of people the United States government hates the most?
I’m going to start a company and make only WHITE plungers, cause FUCK THE MAN. He can’t tell me what race is or isn’t good enough to plunge the shit out of my pipes.