Just Sayin’

While speaking with Leah in the comments section of my Monkees piece, and then speaking with Keith Brogdon on Facebook (Keith was the drummer for one of my favorite bands Bare Jr.) I’ve come to the realization that I love Traffic. They jam and that’s okay by my standards.

I also realized that I’m drunk. This happened after I drank some cherry infused vodka and then some beer.

That brings me up to an interesting thing. I ran out of weed a few days ago and we don’t have the money to get any more. So I’m doing without, mostly also because I need to get a job and those bastards drug test. Earlier on my way to get the beer I stepped outside and apparently just before I did that a skunk had been hanging around and sprayed something. So it smelled like weed outside. God hates me.

But I have (had) pizza Pringles, so everything’s okay. For now.

Also, I’ve been pitching articles to Cracked to see if I can get published over there. If so I’ll do it under another of my pen names, Alan Marsden. So keep a look out there for my article, because they just accepted one of the four I’ve pitched. It’s currently in the Editorial phase right now, which means it very well can still not be picked, but I’m one step closer than I was just moments ago.

When they accepted my pitch for Editorial, they made a drunk man very happy. And with that, I’m just sayin.

8 responses to “Just Sayin’

  1. Yum! Cherry infused vodka…followed by beer…stomach turning. Hope the hangover isn’t too bad.

    • No hangover, I rarely get those. But I did sleep like shit, and the vodka’s probably why. I saved you some, you can come over and drink it anytime lol.

      • Lol. Too funny. Chicago is probably way far away from you.

        Good luck in getting published. When will you find out for sure? Not familiar with Cracked, but I will read your article WHEN it is published. 🙂

        How did you pick the pen name. It is pretty cool. Also, what are the others?

  2. Yeah, it’s a five hour drive from there to Cincinnati. Chicago is one of my favorite cities though. I love that place.

    Thanks, I don’t know when I’ll find out, since this is my first time. Hopefully it’ll be soon, although there’s a good chance that it could take several months before my article shows up on their site.

    I picked the name because my initials spell out MAR and when I was DJing for a country radio station while in school I used Marsden as my handle. Alan is my middle name.

    My other pen names? Beefybooyawn lol. Seamus Crane. I claim that Matt Roberts is a pen name, but it’s my real name. Those books listed there on the right side of my blog I wrote. Check those out too if you like. They’re horror.

  3. Wow, never mind. I deleted those pictures. Anyway, I wrote some books lol.

    • No problem, horror is the best…yeah, I’m demented that way. Most horror movies I laugh at but books give me chills. Something about using your imagination.

  4. I hear ya. I loves me some horror. Well if you’re interested, check them out. You can find them on my Amazon page. http://www.amazon.com/Matt-Roberts/e/B0085RYYUC/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

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