Chun-Li. Why? Because people, apparently a bunch of still-horny 15 year olds, are allowed to Google whatever the hell they want and what they want to see is Chun-Li. Oh, and those 15 year olds are now 35 and still live in their parents’ basement.
I’m not sure who still thinks she’s hot enough to do searches on her being hot, but it happens, a lot. That’s why my entry on the shitty movie based on her legend (which it wasn’t) is still the most viewed piece I’ve done since starting this blog, and it’s been a good 2 months since I posted it.
And they’re not going to places like Tube8 for real porn? No, they still want to see Chun-Li so they can jerk off to pictures of her kicking.
I did a search on Google to see where my site popped up to see what these pervs are going through just to see… well, nothing good really, and I found something else instead.
I discovered a new blog that I’ll most likely follow because of how awesome it is, but the guy who does it, Rob Simple, has been dealing with the same thing because he wrote about Chun-Li and now he’s getting the same pimple-faced heathens visiting his blog and giving him tons of traffic just like they’re doing for me. The piece of his I found was interesting, and he explains the same issue as well as other searches that are bringing him traffic. They are very funny, but sadly, true.
Thanks… I guess… for the views…
And to Rob, I feel your pain brother.
So what are they searching for that brings them here to that movie review? The exact search phrases are, chun li hot, chun the cheap cartoon, thick legs, how to get thicker legs. Amazing, isn’t it? In the past week I’ve had 68 views to that article alone, whereas the next one on the list only got 13 views.
I don’t get it, but to each their own, I guess. If they want to see Chun-Li and beat off to her, more power to them. As for me, I’m going to go watch real porn with real women who don’t shoot up steroids into just their legs. No, the women I watch shoot up steroids into their twats. That’s how a REAL woman does it.