Hypocrites piss me off. They’re all like “I’m gonna tell you this” and then they’re all like “but I’m gonna do this” and whatever. So fuck ’em.
I bring that up to bring up this… I am now a hypocrite. That’s right loyal followers. Yes, I’m talking to all 2 of you. Yes, I included myself there. I recently got on Coke’s ass about putting out eleventy hundred different sizes of their cola’s, and the spark that set it off was their new 1.25 liter bottle.
And then I went to Kroger and they had those on sale for $1. I bought 2. And I enjoyed the shit out of them.
So from now on, don’t listen to shit I say. Ever. I’m a lying ass hypocrite who should be considered a bastard.
Oh, I guess I’m already considered that by more than a few people. Damn, now I know why.